The response I got on the leaky Kirkland Signature Diet Green Tea

Well I really didn't expect much more than a form letter, and that's pretty much what I got.  Here it is:

Dear 419er,

We appreciate you taking the time to email Costco Wholesale.

We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience caused. Thank you for taking the time to inform us of your experience with the Kirkland Signature Diet Green Tea.

We appreciate your feedback and have forwarded your email to the buyers for further review and consideration. 

Please let us know how we can be of any further assistance to you. Have a wonderful week and thank you so much for being a loyal member of Costco!

Thank you,

Rosalinda M
Member Service Center
Costco Wholesale Corporation

So I wrote back:

Hi Rosalinda,

Thank you so much for your response.  I'm not sure if what I got was a form letter or not, but I'm glad I got a response anyway. 
I'm wondering if you - or anyone else - has actually attempted what I suggested in my e-mail yet.  Has anyone accepted my challenge to open a KS Diet Green Tea bottle without spilling a drop?  Monday night I did an experiment again with a Costco brand water bottle and Diet Tea bottle.  Water bottle - no problem - there is a little bit of air by the cap, and the cap is easier to get off.  With the diet tea bottle I was super careful - I didn't squeeze the bottle, I slowly opened the cap, kept the bottle directly upright - I almost thought I had it and then dripdripdrip - about 10 drips all over my hand and the counter. 

I can't be the only one - or maybe I got a bad batch. Could you - or someone - head down to the break room and get one of these and tell me if I'm the only one - or if this happens to you too?

Thanks!